Happy New Year

I was given this the other day and I don't know who the author is but it was just too funny not to share!

Happy New Year

I want you to be the first to send Happy New Year greetings...

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:
Blacks are happy; Obama was elected.
Whites are happy; OJ is in jail.
Democrats are happy; George Bush is leaving office.

Republicans are happy; Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.
And all of us are happy; The election is finally over!

2009 should be even better: Immediately after his inauguration, Obama will balance the budget, revive the economy, solve the real estate problem, solve the auto industry problem, solve our gas/alternative energy problem, stop the fires and mudslides in California, ban hurricanes and tornadoes, stop identity theft, reverse global warming, find Osama, solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, get rid of corruption in government and achieve world peace. Then on the 7th day, he will rest.

Best wishes for 2009!